Men, Do You Wash Your Hands?
After using the bathroom, some men don’t wash their hands. When asked why, these are some of the responses;
I didn’t really touch my penis
It was just pee
My penis is clean
What’s the big deal, I am not a chef!
I didn’t want to
I was in a rush
Well, I think these are all just lazy and nasty responses! And since most chefs are males, I really hope that they are washing their hands in the bathroom after urinating and when they get back to the kitchen too! 😁😂 But how would we know? Bless your food and eat.
I was near a bathroom once and I think my ears are trained to listen for the flush and then faucet running for more than a few seconds. I heard the flush. Then nothing. A few days later, the same thing happened and then the woman went to prepare food! 👀🥲🫣 . I was shocked and disgusted! Bless your food and eat!
The responses of men– big boys– to not wash their hands are all dirty and selfish. They have not considered that washing their hands is much more than following good hygiene rules. What if you meet someone right outside the bathroom and need to shake their hands? What if you bump into a child and need to help their parents pick them up? Aren’t you going back to your work desk to touch the phone and keyboard? Aren’t you going back to your CEO office to interact with employees? Will your hands stay in your pocket (among coins and gum, knives and old receipts) the entire time until you need to poop? Will you not be touching pens or adjusting your Bluetooth headphones?
What did your mama (or parents/guardians) teach you!?!? And did you decide to stick to your childish foolery of when I grow up I am not ever taking a bath, eating vegetables or going to bed early!! (My son has a long list) 😩😅.
Men, wash your filthy hands! Simply because it’s the right thing to do! Restrooms, bathrooms, johns, portable potties, etc., whatever you call places with toilets and urinals are all dirty in some way! Wash your hands not because you think your penises are clean but because germs live everywhere — including the toilet flusher button or whatever it has.
Keep up the great job of having a “clean penis” and enjoy the luxury and benefits of having clean, washed hands also! Your wives and children, any loved one and coworkers would be thankful you do!
*Yes we know that some women also don’t wash their hands. Maybe because they don’t think that they really touched their private parts? 😩🫣🤣
I am teaching Timothy to wash his hands after each time he pees or poops. I can only hope that he grows up and keeps doing so. As our Grenadian elders say, cleanliness is next to Godliness! 🙌🏿
